Do you really need to give two extra pancakes for practically everything? Not to sound preachy, but come on. Starving african children and all that. It's ridiculous.
PICK UP IHOPS AND DROP IT IN AFRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went once and hated it for all the food they tried to stuff down my throat. I only went again today cause it's my sister's birthday and she haaaaad to go there.
Then I usually die afterwards because I am a turkey and I eat whatever is placed in front of me until I die. Like a turkey. Which I am like.
Let alone the extra pancake.
Good thing my vacuum brother eats it for me.
Denny's too for some reason.
Do we really need to eat this much food?
DO WE REALLY?